Tuesday, April 29, 2008

the vacation is over.















































I am now back into school, after stellar marks in my last semester. Although our break was brief, we capitalized with trips to Arches and Las Vegas. It was great--until I got a speeding ticket in Helper, Utah. It had been five spotless years, I thought I was on the slow-driving road to recovery. It came to a crashing halt in Helper, where all dreams go to die.
I took pictures at Arches, but not in Vegas. Many of you have been to both places, so they shouldn’t be too exciting for you.
Now I’m into the summer school grind. I'm taking Economics and Geography. I like them both, but I must read a lot. The job I was hoping to get isn’t hiring right now, so I’m passively looking for other jobs that might let me read textbooks on the job. Shouldn’t I be getting paid for that?

Lindsay, check out these updated Wii Scores. The Nintendo Wii was made for bored homemakers, not college students. You should get your game together.

Friday, April 4, 2008

Police Beat..and Marie Osmond!

This blog has had many themes and for a long time I've considered making the local campus Police Beat one of them. This first one comes from the April 2nd 2008 issue. I call special attention to the butter knife incident under the "Theft" section. (Click on the picture to make it bigger)



In unrelated news, I experienced my 3rd Provo close encounter with a celebrity. I was in Quiznos and saw Marie Osmond! The Dancing with the Stars star emerged from her Escalade full of snobby little brats and went into the adjacent AT&T store. She didn't look like a "Provo mom", she was every bit as dizzy as she was on the show. I lived to tell the tale.
Close Encounters in Order:

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