FIRST TEAM
Charlie Villanueva, Milwaukee Bucks
Known as "Skillanueva" on his NBA.com Bio, says his favorite player growing up was Reggie Miller, an Ugly NBA Hall of Famer.
Christopher Zane Kaman, LA Clippers
Kaman, a perennial favorite to take home the MVP award, starts another arduous season with the Clippers. He battles for "Alpha Dog" status with teammate Sam Cassell.
Joakim Noah, Chicago Bulls
The highly-touted ugly prospect looks to make his rookie splash in a big way. His mother was actually a model--i.e. she was good looking--but Noah has overcome all odds to be where he is today.
Donyell Marshall, Cleveland Cavaliers
Donyell's versatility has made him one of the best all-around uglies in the game. Last year my roommate spotted the Legend in Las Vegas and described him as "tall, black, and ugly."
Sam Cassell, LA Clippers
The wily vet rounds out the team with his 14th consecutive nomination. Age has had virtually no effect on his game.
HONORABLE MENTIONS
Keith Closs, ex-LA Clipper, working his way back
Closs has also received recognition on YouTube. In the video he is shirtless outside a club in LA arguing with gang members. The skrawny 7 footer towers over the crowd. The mob, unimpressed by his stature, beats Closs for a few minutes before he can escape. The joke was that the lowly Clippers lost 67 times that season but got beat 68 times.
Coby Karl, LA Lakers
Brevin Knight, LA Clippers
Yao, Houston Rockets
Yi, Milwaukee Bucks
The American Dream: Ugliness emerges from the oppression of China.
-----Those are all the preseason awards. As the season continues the contenders will separate themselves from the pretty boys.
2 comments:
That's not javaris, but that guy is beat.
I like coby karl honorable mention, well done.
Maybe you should do first team ugliest cheerleaders too, this should be gender nuetral
editors note: Keith Closs was accidentally labeled as Javaris Critterton. The mistake has been fixed.
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